Definition: Twitterpatted-(AKA Pheromone Shock) That rush of hormones and other brain chemicals that make you feel all sorts of happy when you’re around your new lust object.
Usage: She is so twitterpatted over him.
Now that we’ve got that cleared up, I can go on to whine about how twitterpatted I am over some guy. I really should now better. He’s a great guy. However there is one slight problem…he’s a monogamist. I don’t fault him for that. Deep down he wants to be some lucky girls one and only. I don’t blame him for that in the least. He deserves to be happy. This, however, does not in anyway negate the twitterpattion. There’s a very childish part of me that just wants to just lock him in a closet and keep him forever. Ok…maybe that’s the sociopath in me, but either way it’s a bad idea. The grown up thing to do would be just walk away, be friends, and never…never have sex with him again. I am far to twitterpatted to actually do that. *sigh* I know, because of how he is and how and I am, I’m going to get my heart bruised up over this. But, you know, it’s kind of worth it. Life’s messy. Get Dirty.
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